yada yada

yada yada1. phrase to succinctly describe anything without giving the full story 2.types of activities commonly yada yada’d are: ones life story, sex, shoplifting, jokes about Rachel Welch, wedding vows 3. quote: “Speaking of ex’s, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I’m really tired today.” – Marcy 4. episode: The Yada Yada

total joke telling immunity

total joke telling immunity 1. a dentist who converts from Catholicism to Judaism for the jokes 2. if gets Polish citizenship then one is said to have total joke telling immunity. 3. quote: “Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke telling immunity. He’s already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there’ll be no stopping him” – Jerry 4. episode: The Yada Yada


anti-dentite 1. one who cracks a joke about a dentist who recently converted to Judaism 2. quote: “You’re a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. “Hey, denty!” Next thing you know you’re saying they should have their own schools.” – Kramer 3. quote: “…if this wasn’t my son’s wedding day, I’d knock you teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.”– Mr. Abbott 4. episode: The Yada Yada


moops – (related terms: bubble boy) 1. argument between George and the bubble boy over a typo on a trivial pursuit card. 2. in response to the question “Who invaded Spain in the 8th century” 3. quote: “Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.” – George 4. episode: The Bubble Boy

serenity now

serenity now 1. Frank Costanza’s relaxation method and mantra when his blood pressure gets to high 2. quote: “Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, ‘Serenity now!'” – Frank Constanza 3. quote 2: “Are you supposed to yell it?” – George, “The man on the tape wasn’t specific” – Frank 4. episode: Serenity Now

open-door urination policy

open-door urination policy – (related terms: urinator, uromysitisis, pee party) 1. when one leaves the bathroom door open while conducting a conversation with another person. 2. quote: “Where do you think this relationship is? If you are thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me disabuse you of that notion right now, my friend” – Jerry 3. quote: “Uptight? Let’s all just have a big pee party. Hey everybody, grab a bucket. We’re going up to Jerry’s. It’s a pee party.” – Jerry 4. episode: The Finale – Part 1


urinator – (related terms: urimytisis, shower urination) 1. someone at a health club who urinates in the shower 2. because they dont want to get out the shower, put on a bathrobe and go all the way to other end. 3. is a violation of health club policy if caught. 4. quote:“Since when is a drain a toilet?” – Elaine “It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?” – George 5. episode: The Wife