hand – (related terms: pre-emptive breakup) 1. one who has the upper-hand in a relationship. 2. the person who doesn’t have the upper-hand is said to have no hand. 3. one way to get hand is by executing a pre-emptive breakup 4. quote: “We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand from the opening” — Jerry 5. quote: “Jerry, let me tell you something, a man without hand is not a man.  I got so much hand I’m coming out of my gloves.” — George 6. episode: The Pez Dispenser

hand sandwich

hand sandwich 1. a type of handshake. 2. to layer one hand on top and the other on the bottom while shaking another persons hand. 3. Quote: “What if it’s a two hander? The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes. Hand sandwich” — Jerry 4. episode: The Seinfeld Chronicles

human fund

human fund – (related terms: festivus, pulling a Whatley) 1. a fake charity started by George Costanza 2. inspired by a card he received from Tim Whatley that read “a donation has been made in your name” to a charity. 3. prompts George to hand out human fund cards at the Kruger gift exchange 4. tag-line: “The Human Fund. Money For People” 5. 1st real donation was $20,000 from kruger, which makes George ponder getting into the philanthropy business for real. 6. also forces George to prove to Kruger there really was a festivus. 7. episode: The Strike 8. links: print your own card at the Human Fund Card, also make a REAL donation at the Human Fund (editors note: this is a REAL charity)

“Hey check this out. I gotta give out Christmas presents down at Kruger, so I’m pulling a Whatley” — George Costanza
“I got him Yankee tickets. He got me a piece of paper saying I’ve given your gift to someone else” Don’t you see how wrong that is.” — George Costanza