ma-newer – (related terms: small, quirky bald man) 1. a new way to think about the word manure 2. quote: if you think about it, manure is not really that bad a word. I mean, it’s ‘newer’, which is good, and a ‘ma’ in front of it, which is also good. Ma-newer ,right?” – George 3. episode: The Cadillac – Part 2

cusp of a new wash cycle

cusp of a new wash cycle 1. doing laundry the day after one meets another person 2. then wearing the exact outfit one met the person in, and wearing for the first date 3. quote: “but then shouldn’t the outfit only reappear again at the end of the cycle?” – Jerry “Maybe she moved it up in the rotation.” – George 4. episode: The Seven


Seven – (related terms: Soda) 1. Georges unisex baby name if he decided to procreate. 2. an unusual, fantastic, original and beautiful name that’s also a living tribute to Mickey Mantle 3. quote: “Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you’re doing that child quite a service.” – Jerry 4. episode: The Seven

stopped short

stopped short1. a good move while driving in a car with a female companion 2. one who stops suddenly causing the passenger to lurch forward while the driver accidently grabs a breast while attempting to steady the passenger 3. quote: “In a car, with my wife. He stopped short. You think I don’t know what that’s about? That’s my old move! I used it on Estelle forty years ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! [Demonstrates] Hmmph! I stopped short.” – Frank Constanza 4. episode: The Fusilli Jerry


assman1. a person who gets the wrong vanity license plates by mistake 2. one who would order a plate that said that could be Wilt Chamberlin, somebody with a big ass, or a proctologist 3. quote: “No! I’m not the Assman.” – Kramer “Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.” – Clerk 4. episode: The Fusilli Jerry