total joke telling immunity

total joke telling immunity - 1. a dentist who converts from Catholicism to Judaism for the jokes 2. if gets Polish citizenship then one is said to have total joke telling immunity. 3. quote: “Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke telling immunity. He’s already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there’ll be no stopping him” - Jerry 4. episode: The Yada Yada

anti-dentite

anti-dentite - 1. one who cracks a joke about a dentist who recently converted to Judaism 2. quote: “You’re a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. “Hey, denty!” Next thing you know you’re saying they should have their own schools.” – Kramer 3. quote: “…if this wasn’t my son’s wedding day, I’d knock you teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.”- Mr. Abbott 4. episode: The Yada Yada

moops

moops – (related terms: bubble boy) 1. argument between George and the bubble boy over a typo on a trivial pursuit card. 2. in response to the question “Who invaded Spain in the 8th century” 3. quote: “Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.” – George 4. episode: The Bubble Boy

serenity now

serenity now - 1. Frank Costanza’s relaxation method and mantra when his blood pressure gets to high 2. quote: “Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, ‘Serenity now!’” – Frank Constanza 3. quote 2: “Are you supposed to yell it?” – George, “The man on the tape wasn’t specific” – Frank 4. episode: Serenity Now

prison call

prison call – (related terms: cell phone walk-and-talk, call-waiting face-off) 1. the king of calls that makes up for other phone faux pas. 2. quote:“Cause you only get one call. The prison call is like the king of calls.” – Elaine 3. episode: The Finale- Part 2

call-waiting face-off

call-waiting face-off – (related terms: cell phone walk-and-talk) 1. also called a phone face-off. 2. even worse than a cell phone walk and talk. 3. when a person is talking to a good friend to make a health inquiry, and ends the conversation to take another call. 4. episode: The Finale – Part 1

cell phone walk-and-talk

cell phone walk-and-talk - (related terms: call waiting face-off) 1. lowest phone call one can make. 2. a faux pas, an act of total disregard and selfish. 3. quote: “It’s like saying “I don’t want to take up any of my important time in my home so I’ll just get it out of the way on the street.4. episode: The Finale – Part 1