total joke telling immunity - 1. a dentist who converts from Catholicism to Judaism for the jokes 2. if gets Polish citizenship then one is said to have total joke telling immunity. 3. quote: “Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke telling immunity. He’s already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there’ll be no stopping him” - Jerry 4. episode: The Yada Yada
anti-dentite
July 18, 2010 · Leave a Comment
anti-dentite - 1. one who cracks a joke about a dentist who recently converted to Judaism 2. quote: “You’re a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. “Hey, denty!” Next thing you know you’re saying they should have their own schools.” – Kramer 3. quote: “…if this wasn’t my son’s wedding day, I’d knock you teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.”- Mr. Abbott 4. episode: The Yada Yada
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moops
July 17, 2010 · Leave a Comment
moops – (related terms: bubble boy) 1. argument between George and the bubble boy over a typo on a trivial pursuit card. 2. in response to the question “Who invaded Spain in the 8th century” 3. quote: “Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.” – George 4. episode: The Bubble Boy
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serenity now
July 16, 2010 · Leave a Comment
serenity now - 1. Frank Costanza’s relaxation method and mantra when his blood pressure gets to high 2. quote: “Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, ‘Serenity now!’” – Frank Constanza 3. quote 2: “Are you supposed to yell it?” – George, “The man on the tape wasn’t specific” – Frank 4. episode: Serenity Now
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prison call
July 15, 2010 · Leave a Comment
prison call – (related terms: cell phone walk-and-talk, call-waiting face-off) 1. the king of calls that makes up for other phone faux pas. 2. quote:“Cause you only get one call. The prison call is like the king of calls.” – Elaine 3. episode: The Finale- Part 2
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call-waiting face-off
July 14, 2010 · 1 Comment
call-waiting face-off – (related terms: cell phone walk-and-talk) 1. also called a phone face-off. 2. even worse than a cell phone walk and talk. 3. when a person is talking to a good friend to make a health inquiry, and ends the conversation to take another call. 4. episode: The Finale – Part 1
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cell phone walk-and-talk
July 13, 2010 · 2 Comments
cell phone walk-and-talk - (related terms: call waiting face-off) 1. lowest phone call one can make. 2. a faux pas, an act of total disregard and selfish. 3. quote: “It’s like saying “I don’t want to take up any of my important time in my home so I’ll just get it out of the way on the street.” 4. episode: The Finale – Part 1
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open-door urination policy
July 12, 2010 · Leave a Comment
open-door urination policy - (related terms: urinator, uromysitisis, pee party) 1. when one leaves the bathroom door open while conducting a conversation with another person. 2. quote: “Where do you think this relationship is? If you are thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me disabuse you of that notion right now, my friend” - Jerry 3. quote: “Uptight? Let’s all just have a big pee party. Hey everybody, grab a bucket. We’re going up to Jerry’s. It’s a pee party.” - Jerry 4. episode: The Finale – Part 1
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urinator
July 11, 2010 · Leave a Comment
urinator - (related terms: urimytisis, shower urination) 1. someone at a health club who urinates in the shower 2. because they dont want to get out the shower, put on a bathrobe and go all the way to other end. 3. is a violation of health club policy if caught. 4. quote:“Since when is a drain a toilet?” – Elaine “It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?” – George 5. episode: The Wife
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uromysitisis poisoning
July 10, 2010 · Leave a Comment
uromysitisis poisoning – (related terms: urinator) 1. a very serious urinating condition one has no control over 2. especially while in parking garages 3. Doctors recommend that one just relieve themselves or death is a possibility 4. quote: “Do you think I enjoy living like this?…the shame, the humiliation…You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition” — Jerry 5. episode: The Parking Garage
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