The Seinfeld Dictionary

cabana wear

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:27:44 +0000

cabana wear – 1. Frank Constanzas moth ridden cruise wear/vacation clothes. 2. clothes George sells to Rudy, and then Kramer buys a few shirts. 3. quote: “How can I go on a cruise with out my cabana wear? I love those, those clothes.” - Frank 4. episode: The Raincoats

The Executive

H.F. Peterman — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:34:54 +0000

The Executive – (related terms: beltless trench coat) 1. name of the beltless trenchcoat that Morty invented. 2. quote: “Raincoats were my business. The Executive was a classic, these haven’t been made in twenty years.” - Morty 3. episode: The Raincoats

beltless trench coat

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 12:00:04 +0000

beltless trench coat – (related terms: The Executive) 1. raincoat invented by Morty Seinfeld 2. business venture between Kramer and Morty to sell 50 beltless trench coats to Rudy’s 3. quote: “I tripped over one of Jerry’s toys. So I took out my belt just to threaten him, and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror…So that night I cut off the loops and the Executive was born.” – Morty 4. episode: The Raincoats

flagged

H.F. Peterman — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 12:00:33 +0000

flagged – (related terms: Brentano’s) 1. a book that has been taken into a bathroom at a bookstore. 2. quote: “Well, I’ve to every Brentano’s. This thing’s flagged in every database in town!” – George. 3. episode: The Bookstore

little man

H.F. Peterman — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:00:14 +0000

little man – 1. the little man inside you who knows all 2. quote: “My little man’s an idiot.” – George 3. episode: The Pick

clapgo D 29

H.F. Peterman — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 12:00:15 +0000

clapgo D 29 – 1. the most impenetrable door lock on the market 2. its only design flaw is the door must be closed. 3. episode: The Robbery

master packer

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:00:47 +0000

master packer – 1. the single greatest packing performance anyone has seen. 2. quote: “What you must understand, Elaine, packing is no different than leading men into battle: you’ve gotta know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.” - Jerry 3. episode: The Robbery

master of your domain

H.F. Peterman — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 12:31:53 +0000

master of your domain – (related terms: lord of the manor, Queen of the castle) 1. one who has control while participating in a contest to see who can go the longest without gratifying themselves. 2. quote: “But the question is, are you still master of your domain?” - Jerry, “I’m queen of the castle.” – Elaine 3. episode: The Contest

wizard

H.F. Peterman — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 01:11:15 +0000

wizard – (related terms: willard) 1. electronic organizer/tip calculator that cost $250 2. gift from Jerry given to his Dad 3. quote: “Ah, I’ll tell him I got it on the street, and maybe it’s hot. That’s his favorite.” – Jerry 4. episode: The Wizard

the willard

H.F. Peterman — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:59:56 +0000

the willard – (related terms: wizard) 1. a knock off tip calculator that doesnt calculate properly 2. quote: “It’s overtipping. I just left five bucks for a BLT.” – old man at restaurant 3. episode: The Wizard