The Seinfeld Dictionary

Del Boca Vista Phase III

H.F. Peterman — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:51:19 +0000

Del Boca Vista Phase III - (related terms: The Boca Breeze) 1. Jerry’s parents Florida condo 2. their second condo after forced to move due to Morty’s impeachment from the Condo Association Board. 3. where Kramer retired after having his coffee table book about coffee tables optioned it for a movie 4. episodes: The Shower Head, The Wizard.

crook eye

H.F. Peterman — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:09:10 +0000

crook eye - (related terms: stink eye, evil eye) 1. dirty look achieved by a squinting eye motion combined with a crook of the head to one side. 2. sometimes given to a person giving you the stink eye. 3. Quote: “So I give him the crook eye back” – Kramer 4. Episodes: The Van Buren Boys, The Betrayal

ma-newer

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:51:33 +0000

ma-newer – (related terms: small, quirky bald man) 1. a new way to think about the word manure 2. quote: if you think about it, manure is not really that bad a word. I mean, it’s ‘newer’, which is good, and a ‘ma’ in front of it, which is also good. Ma-newer ,right?” – George 3. episode: The Cadillac – Part 2

cusp of a new wash cycle

H.F. Peterman — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:00:33 +0000

cusp of a new wash cycle - 1. doing laundry the day after one meets another person 2. then wearing the exact outfit one met the person in, and wearing for the first date 3. quote: “but then shouldn’t the outfit only reappear again at the end of the cycle?” - Jerry “Maybe she moved it up in the rotation.” – George 4. episode: The Seven

Soda

H.F. Peterman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:00:26 +0000

Soda – (related terms: Seven) 1. Georges decoy baby name suggestion for Susan’s pregnant cousin 2. quote: Awright, I tell you what. You look like nice people, I’m gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda.” - George: The Seven

Seven

H.F. Peterman — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:00:14 +0000

Seven – (related terms: Soda) 1. Georges unisex baby name if he decided to procreate. 2. an unusual, fantastic, original and beautiful name that’s also a living tribute to Mickey Mantle 3. quote: “Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you’re doing that child quite a service.” – Jerry 4. episode: The Seven

stopped short

H.F. Peterman — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:00:20 +0000

stopped short – 1. a good move while driving in a car with a female companion 2. one who stops suddenly causing the passenger to lurch forward while the driver accidently grabs a breast while attempting to steady the passenger 3. quote: “In a car, with my wife. He stopped short. You think I don’t know what that’s about? That’s my old move! I used it on Estelle forty years ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! [Demonstrates] Hmmph! I stopped short.” – Frank Constanza 4. episode: The Fusilli Jerry

assman

H.F. Peterman — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:00:11 +0000

assman – 1. a person who gets the wrong vanity license plates by mistake 2. one who would order a plate that said that could be Wilt Chamberlin, somebody with a big ass, or a proctologist 3. quote: “No! I’m not the Assman.” – Kramer “Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.” – Clerk 4. episode: The Fusilli Jerry

These pretzels are making me thirsty

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:00:14 +0000

These pretzels are making me thirsty - 1. Kramers one line speaking part as an extra in a Woody Allen movie. 2. quote: “So I’m sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, “Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.” – Kramer 3. episode: The Alternate Side

yada yada

H.F. Peterman — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:00:17 +0000

yada yada – 1. phrase to succinctly describe anything without giving the full story 2.types of activities commonly yada yada’d are: ones life story, sex, shoplifting, jokes about Rachel Welch, wedding vows 3. quote: “Speaking of ex’s, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I’m really tired today.” – Marcy 4. episode: The Yada Yada