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open-door urination policy

H.F. Peterman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:00:47 +0000

open-door urination policy - (related terms: urinator, uromysitisis, pee party) 1. when one leaves the bathroom door open while conducting a conversation with another person. 2. quote: “Where do you think this relationship is? If you are thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me disabuse you of that notion right now, my friend” - Jerry 3. quote: “Uptight? Let’s all just have a big pee party. Hey everybody, grab a bucket. We’re going up to Jerry’s. It’s a pee party.” - Jerry 4. episode: The Finale – Part 1

urinator

H.F. Peterman — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:00:14 +0000

urinator - (related terms: urimytisis, shower urination) 1. someone at a health club who urinates in the shower 2. because they dont want to get out the shower, put on a bathrobe and go all the way to other end. 3. is a violation of health club policy if caught. 4. quote:“Since when is a drain a toilet?” – Elaine “It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?” – George 5. episode: The Wife

uromysitisis poisoning

H.F. Peterman — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 12:00:20 +0000

uromysitisis poisoning – (related terms: urinator) 1. a very serious urinating condition one has no control over 2. especially while in parking garages 3. Doctors recommend that one just relieve themselves or death is a possibility 4. quote: “Do you think I enjoy living like this?…the shame, the humiliation…You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition” — Jerry 5. episode: The Parking Garage

urban sombrero

H.F. Peterman — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:02:50 +0000

urban sombrero – (related terms: gatsby swingtop) 1. a hat that combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. 2. discovered by Elaine by “six weeks of traveling through Mexico all on Peterman’s peso.” 3. Elaine showcased this product on the cover of the J. Peterman Catalog. 4. Quote: “Well, see, it’s…businessmen taking siestas. You know, it’s the, uh, Urban Sombrero” — Elaine 5. episode: The Foundation