Category Archives: T

These pretzels are making me thirsty - 1. Kramers one line speaking part as an extra in a Woody Allen movie. 2. quote: “So I’m sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, “Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.” – Kramer 3. episode: The Alternate Side

total joke telling immunity - 1. a dentist who converts from Catholicism to Judaism for the jokes 2. if gets Polish citizenship then one is said to have total joke telling immunity. 3. quote: “Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke telling immunity. He’s already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there’ll be no stopping him” - Jerry 4. episode: The Yada Yada

The Today Sponge – (related terms: sponge worthy) 1. Elaine and Susans brand of sponges used for birth control. 2. Elaine hoarded one case after a visiting several drugstores. 3. a real life brand was taken off the market in 1994 due to FDA regulations.  4. brought back on the market in 2005 5. quote: “Off the market? The sponge? No, no…no way. Everybody loves the sponge” – Elaine. “I read it in Wall Street Week…Louis, uh, Rukeyser.” – Kramer 6. episode: The Sponge 7. see also: The Today Sponge website

T-Bone – (related terms: Koko) 1. George’s self appointed nickname that doesn’t stick. 2. given to his co-worker at Kruger’s after he ordered a T-Bone steak for lunch. 3. quote: “The nickname. George. What is that? It’s nothing. It’s got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.” — George 4. episode: The Maid