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prison call

H.F. Peterman — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:00:55 +0000

prison call – (related terms: cell phone walk-and-talk, call-waiting face-off) 1. the king of calls that makes up for other phone faux pas. 2. quote:“Cause you only get one call. The prison call is like the king of calls.” – Elaine 3. episode: The Finale- Part 2

pre-emptive breakup

H.F. Peterman — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:41:08 +0000

pre-emptive breakup – (related terms: hand) 1. a brilliant way to breakup with someone before they breakup with you. 2. a way to reverse everything, especially when you don’t have any hand. 3. quote: “A preemptive breakup. This is an incredible idea. I got nothing to lose. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go out with some dignity. Completely turn the tables. It’s absolutely brilliant.” — George 4. episode: The Pez Dispenser

pig-man

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:41:50 +0000

pig-man – 1. half man, half pig. 2. Kramer theory that the government is creating a race of mutant pigmen. 3. Quote: “I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I’m looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, Hey he’s no pigman” — George 4. episode The Bris

puffy shirt

H.F. Peterman — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:04:21 +0000

puffy shirt – (related terms: low talker, avaste ye matey) 1. the new big look in men’s fashion. 2. a very unusual shirt thats puffy. 3. quote: “It’s a puffy shirt…Like the pirates used to wear.” — Kramer 4. worn by Jerry on the The Today Show to promote a benefit for the Goodwill Industries 5. additional quotes: “This pirate trend that she’s come up with, Jerry, – this is gonna be the new look for the 90′s. You’re gonna be the first pirate…But, I don’t wanna be a Pirate!” — Kramer & Jerry 6. episode: The Puffy Shirt 7. note:

JERRY: (Like a little kid) But, I don’t want to be a pirate!

pick

H.F. Peterman — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:06:01 +0000

pick – (related terms: scratch, nostril penetration) – 1. a misunderstanding between Jerry and a Calvin Klein supermodel 2. occurred at a stoplight when he scratches the right side of his nose. 3. the viewer may have witnessed a pick instead of a scratch. 4. may or may not have been some incidental nostril penetration, but was in no position to make the call. 5. used by George as an effective way to break up with Susan. 6. quote: “But I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril…but there – but there was no pick! I – I did not pick! there was no pick!…No! No pick!” — Jerry 6. episode: The Pick