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master packer

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:00:47 +0000

master packer – 1. the single greatest packing performance anyone has seen. 2. quote: “What you must understand, Elaine, packing is no different than leading men into battle: you’ve gotta know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.” - Jerry 3. episode: The Robbery

master of your domain

H.F. Peterman — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 12:31:53 +0000

master of your domain – (related terms: lord of the manor, Queen of the castle) 1. one who has control while participating in a contest to see who can go the longest without gratifying themselves. 2. quote: “But the question is, are you still master of your domain?” - Jerry, “I’m queen of the castle.” – Elaine 3. episode: The Contest

ma-newer

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:51:33 +0000

ma-newer – (related terms: small, quirky bald man) 1. a new way to think about the word manure 2. quote: if you think about it, manure is not really that bad a word. I mean, it’s ‘newer’, which is good, and a ‘ma’ in front of it, which is also good. Ma-newer ,right?” – George 3. episode: The Cadillac – Part 2

moops

H.F. Peterman — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:00:16 +0000

moops – (related terms: bubble boy) 1. argument between George and the bubble boy over a typo on a trivial pursuit card. 2. in response to the question “Who invaded Spain in the 8th century” 3. quote: “Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.” – George 4. episode: The Bubble Boy

magic lougee

H.F. Peterman — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:00:03 +0000

magic lougee - (related terms: Keith Hernandez) 1. spitting incident with baseball player that took place on June 14, 1987 2. spit that defies the laws of physics. 3 its trajectory hits someone in the right temple, then ricochets off and strikes an overweight postal worker between the 3rd and 4th rib 4. from the rib it turns and hits the right wrist causing one to lose their baseball cap. 4. quote: “Pauses In mid-air mind you makes a left turn and lands on Newman’s left thigh. That is one magic lougee” – Jerry 5. episode: The Boyfriend

man hands

H.F. Peterman — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:00:56 +0000

man hands – 1. an attractive woman who has big beefy hands, like a man 2. Jerry’s name for his date Jillian, Elaines friend who writes for the LL Bean catalog 3. quote: “She had man hands…the hands of a man. It’s like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast” – Jerry 4. quote: “Those meaty paws, I feel like I’m dating George ‘The Animal’ Steele” – Jerry 5. episode: The Bizzaro Jerry

mimbo

H.F. Peterman — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:16:24 +0000

mimbo - 1. a male bimbo 2. term Jerry uses to describe Elaines “pretty boy” boyfriend Tony 3. quote: “He’s a male bimbo. He’s a Mimbo” — Jerry 4. quote: “He’s a mimbo I know that..but he’s my mimbo…” – Elaine 5. episode: The Stall, season 5 episode 12. first aired on 1/6/1994

man fur

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:34:23 +0000

man fur (related terms: 8-ball coat) 1. winter coat worn by Elaine’s burly, athletic boyfriend Putty 2. may get thrown out of a window at parties hosted by Joe Mayo. 3. when hanging from a tree on 88th St it may look like a dead bear 4. also worn by celebrities and entertainers desperate for attention. 5. quote: “Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he’s a dandy. He’s a real fancy boy.” — Kramer 6. quote: “So, Puddy wears a man fur?…He was struttin’ around the coffee shop like Stein Erickson.” — Jerry and Elaine 7. episode: The Reverse Peephole

marble rye

H.F. Peterman — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:00:05 +0000

marble rye – (related terms: Mabel Choate, degift) 1. loaf of bread, preferably bought from Schnitzer’s. 2. a gift brought to dinner with future in-laws that shows you have good taste 3. may be stolen back when not served after dinner. 4. may also be stolen from old ladies named “Mabel” 5. Quote: “I want that rye, lady!…Shut up, you old bag” — Jerry 6. additional quote: “Stop thief! Stop him! He’s got my marble rye!” — Mabel Choate 6. episode: The Rye