The Seinfeld Dictionary

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La Cocina

March 3, 2008 · 1 Comment

La Cocina1. an off-off-Broadway comedy about an Mexican chef named Pepe who mimed cooking tamales on stage  2. a lie by George when asked by NBC executives if he had written anything. 3. episode: The Pitch

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Lopper

January 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Lopper – (related terms: denogginizer, headso) 1. pyscho-serial killer running around Riverside Park cutting peoples heads off  2. the public has not been notified of him due to internal dissention about the name. 3. episode: The Frogger

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low-talker

December 30, 2007 · 1 Comment

low-talker – (related terms: close talker, high talker, puffy shirt) 1. a person who talks in a low, soft voice. 2. nobody hears anything when a low talker speaks. 3. may cause the listener to accidentally nod their head and say “yes” and “oh, sure” and end up wearing a funny/puffy shirt 4. quote: “She’s one of those low-talkers. You can’t hear a word she’s saying! You’re always going ‘excuse me’, what was that?” — Jerry 5. episode: The Puffy Shirt

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