The Seinfeld Dictionary

jerk store – 1. as in “the jerk-store called, and they’re running out of you.” 2. a confusing and lame comeback that George obsesses and insists on using as his comeback to his co-worker Reilly insult 3. Quote: “George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says ‘Hey, George, the ocean called.  They’re running out of shrimp” — Jerry 4. Quote: “I’m going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yess” – George 5. episode: The Comeback

“John Houseman” name – (related terms: Alec Berg) 1. a name that sounds good when pronounced in a John Houseman-like voice. 2. quote: “You know, you got a great ‘John Houseman’ name.  Alec Berg.  Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Berrrrg?” — Jerry  3. episode: The Face Painter

jerk store – 1. an after-the-fact lame insult by George. 2. in response to an insult from a co-worker while George was scarfing shrimp. 3. quote: “Hey George, the ocean called. They’re running outta shrimp” — Reilly 4. quote: “Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running outta you” — George 5. episode: The Comeback 6. see video below