The Seinfeld Dictionary

hand - (related terms: pre-emptive breakup) 1. one who has the upper-hand in a relationship. 2. the person who doesn’t have the upper-hand is said to have no hand. 3. one way to get hand is by executing a pre-emptive breakup 4. quote: “We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand from the opening” — Jerry 5. quote: “Jerry, let me tell you something, a man without hand is not a man.  I got so much hand I’m coming out of my gloves.” — George 6. episode: The Pez Dispenser

hard of smelling (related terms: bbo) – 1. Elaine’s response to Jerry after his car is parked by a valet with bad body odor. 2. quote: “So when somebody has B.O., the O usually stays with the B. Once the B leaves, the O goes with it.” — Jerry 3. episode: The Smelly Car

high talker (related terms: close talker, low talker) 1. a guy who talks with a really high pitched voice 2. not to be confused with a loud talker. 3. quote: “Well, you know, because he’s a high talker.” 4. episode: The Pledge Drive

human fund – (related terms: festivus, pulling a Whatley) 1. a fake charity started by George Costanza 2. inspired by a card he received from Tim Whatley that read “a donation has been made in your name” to a charity. 3. prompts George to hand out human fund cards at the Kruger gift exchange 4. tag-line: “The Human Fund. Money For People” 5. 1st real donation was $20,000 from kruger, which makes George ponder getting into the philanthropy business for real. 6. also forces George to prove to Kruger there really was a festivus. 7. episode: The Strike 8. links: print your own card at the Human Fund Card, also make a REAL donation at the Human Fund (editors note: this is a REAL charity)

Quotes:
“Hey check this out. I gotta give out Christmas presents down at Kruger, so I’m pulling a Whatley” — George Costanza
“I got him Yankee tickets. He got me a piece of paper saying I’ve given your gift to someone else” Don’t you see how wrong that is.” — George Costanza