The Seinfeld Dictionary

Brandt-Leland  – (related terms: T.C.B) 1. location of the best bathroom in midtown 2. also where Kramer works after helping an employee fix the copy machine 3. works there without pay because he missing structure from his life. 4. carries a briefcase with only crackers 5. quote: “These reports you handed in. It’s almost as if you have no business training at all..I don’t know what this is supposed to be!” – Mr. Leland 6. quote:“I don’t even really work here!”–Kramer. “That’s what makes this so difficult”- Mr. Leland 7. episode: The Bizarro Jerry

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ball man – (related terms: ball man experiment, break the ball barrier) 1. first man over 30 to become the first ball man for the U.S. Open tennis final 2. one must first pass a 3 1/2 to 4 hr tryout. 3. quote: “Hey guess who’s going to be the new ball man for the finals…Yeah. They said they haven’t seen anybody go after balls with such gusto” – Kramer 4. episode: The Lip reader

baby blue - (related term: golden boy) 1. Jerrys 2nd favorite t-shirt after the golden boy was destroyed in the laundry. 2. quote: “This is Golden Boy’s son, Baby Blue.” – Jerry 3. episode: The Marine Biologist

Billy Mumphrey – (related terms: Billy Mumphrey stories) 1. main character in a unpublished manuscript that Elaine was to read for her interview with Viking Press. 2. it was “a story about love, deception, greed, lust and…unbridled enthusiasm.” 3. quote: “You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.” — Kramer 4. episode: The Doodle

Bubble Boy – (related term: Moops) 1. one who lives in a bubble 2. boy Jerry visits named Donald who has a rare immune deficiency. 3. the bubble is not an igloo, just a piece of plastic dividing the room. 4. the bubble boy likes profanity, nudity and loves games, especially trivial pursuit. 5. Susan accidentally bursts the bubble after a dispute between George and Donald over the word Moops. 6. quote: “Ok, History. This is for the game. How ya doin’ over there? Not too good!” — Bubble Boy 7. episode: The Bubble Boy

the beach – (related terms: the ocean) 1. a cologne that smells like the beach 2. an idea pitched by Kramer to Calvin Klein. 3. quote: “You know the way you smell when you first come home from the beach? Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that smell” — Kramer 4. episodes: The Pez Dispenser, The Pick

baldist – (related terms: Chinese baldness cure) 1. a person who would never go out with a bald man 2. quote: “Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?…No…You know what that makes you?…a baldist” — Jerry 3. episode: The Tape

beyond B.O. aka BBO – (related terms: hard of smelling, de-smellify) 1. beyond B.O. (body odor) 2. an unbelievable case of B.O. 3. may cause longtime car wash guys in the business for 38 years to say he’s never smelled anything like it 4. quote: “Oh, this isn’t even B.O.! This is beyond B.O.! It’s B.B.O.” — George 5. episode: The Smelly Car

black & white cookie – (related terms: babka) 1. a chocolate and vanilla cookie. 2. quote: “two races of flavor living side by side” – Jerry 3. the key to eating is to get some black and white with each bite. 4. quote: “Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate and yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved…look to the cookie Elaine.  Look to the cookie” — Jerry 5. episode: The Dinner Party

Bosco - 1. name of a chocolate drink  2. ATM code of George Costanza, which he reluctantly revealed only in a life or death situation. 3. last word spoken by J. Peterman’s mother before she died. 4. possibly a Costa Rican lover of Mrs. Peterman.  5. Quote: “Oh you may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean. No and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you.” — Kramer 6. episode – The Secret Code