uromysitisis poisoning

uromysitisis poisoning – (related terms: urinator) 1. a very serious urinating condition one has no control over  2. especially while in parking garages 3. Doctors recommend that one just relieve themselves or death is a possibility 4. quote: “Do you think I enjoy living like this?…the shame, the humiliation…You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition” — Jerry 5. episode: The Parking Garage

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  3. Karen S. Hogan-Monday

    Paper I turned in for a grade,
    “Uromysitisis poisoning – (related terms: urinator) 1) A very serious urinating condition one has no control over. 2) Especially while in parking garages. 3) Doctors recommend that one just relieve themselves, or death is a possibility. 4) Quote: “Do you think I enjoy living like this?…the shame, the humiliation…You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition” — Jerry 5. Episode: The Parking Garage (The Seinfeld Dictionary).”
    Uro = urine, My= muscle, Itis = inflammation > meaning Urinary Muscle Inflammation (UMI).
    Uromysitisis is a very serious urinary condition that was discovered in 1991 by Jerry Seinfeld and Cosmo Kramer. It is estimated that 100% of the world’s population exhibits some form of this condition. Uromysitisis affects men, women, and children of all ages. Seinfeld’s discovery was purely accidental when Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Constanza, and Cosmo Kramer were wondering around in a New York parking garage, desperately seeking their vehicle when Jerry said, “I really have to go to the bathroom (Seinfeld Scripts).” With no public restroom in sight, Kramer convinced Jerry to urinate on the wall behind parked cars. According to Mr. Kramer, eventually urine starts coming out involuntarily stating, “When you hold it in like that you can cause a lot of damage to your bladder. That’s what happens to truck drivers. They hold it in all the time (Seinfeld Scripts).” Jerry gives into Kramer’s convincing argument, claiming urine is organic and natural. As Jerry starts to urinate in public, the parking garage security shows up, this is the moment that Uromysitisis was discovered; Mr. Seinfeld was arrested for his urinary condition. Symptoms of Uromysitisis include urgency and the lack of restroom facilities. The good news is that there is a cure for Uromysitisis. Most of the population that seeks a cure will duck behind a tree or possibly a building, some have been known to pull aside on the highway and urinate with the vehicle doors open. This condition may cause urinary tract infections and leakage. Consult your Dr. if and when needed. Although this is a serious urinary and urgent condition, it is not possible to obtain a urinary pass in the United States at this time. Law enforcement does not recognize that Uromysitisis is a real condition that can affect every one of all ages and is very uncontrollable. Attorneys are aware of this condition and are happy to represent those who suffer from Uromysitisis.

    http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2010/07/10/uromysitisis-poisoning/

    http://seinfeldscripts.com/TheParkingGarage.htm

    Karen S. Hogan-Monday

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