The Seinfeld Dictionary

pick – (related terms: scratch, nostril penetration) – 1. a misunderstanding between Jerry and a Calvin Klein supermodel 2. occurred at a stoplight when he scratches the right side of his nose. 3. the viewer may have witnessed a pick instead of a scratch. 4. may or may not have been some incidental nostril penetration, but was in no position to make the call. 5. used by George as an effective way to break up with Susan. 6. quote: “But I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril…but there – but there was no pick! I – I did not pick! there was no pick!…No! No pick!” — Jerry 6. episode: The Pick