The Seinfeld Dictionary

mimbo

November 2, 2009 · 1 Comment

mimbo - 1. a male bimbo 2. term Jerry uses to describe Elaines “pretty boy” boyfriend Tony 3. quote: “He’s a male bimbo. He’s a Mimbo” — Jerry 4. quote: “He’s a mimbo I know that..but he’s my mimbo…” – Elaine 5. episode: The Stall, season 5 episode 12. first aired on 1/6/1994

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kavorka

October 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment

kavorka1. an animal-like power that attracts a person to you, even if you spoke innocently for just a few minutes 2. quote: “It is a Latvian word which means ‘the lure of the animal’” — Latvian Priest 3. if possesed by it, only known remedy is a recipe of ten cloves garlic, three quarts of vinegar… 4. episode: The Conversion

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jimmy legs

March 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

jimmy legs – (related terms, jimmy arms) 1. a jerking motion with ones leg while sleeping. 2. may cause relationship problems and not allow a person to sleep in the same bed with ones partner. 3. quote: “Yeah, because she’s throwing off my whole sleep.  She’s got the jimmy legs.” – Kramer 4. episode: The Money

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The Kramer

November 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Kramer - 1. a portrait of Kramer painted by Jerry’s artist girlfriend Nina. 2. bought for $5,000 by a wealthy couple. 3. quote: “He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away”– Mr. Armstrong 4. quote: “He transcends time and space. He sickens me. I love it.” — Mr. & Mrs Armstrong 5. episode: The Letter

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jerk store

November 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

jerk store1. as in “the jerk-store called, and they’re running out of you.” 2. a confusing and lame comeback that George obsesses and insists on using as his comeback to his co-worker Reilly insult 3. Quote: “George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says ‘Hey, George, the ocean called.  They’re running out of shrimp” — Jerry 4. Quote: “I’m going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yess” – George 5. episode: The Comeback

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Woody Woodpecker balloon

November 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Woody Woodpecker balloon – (related terms: Mr. Pitt, Tim Whatley) 1. a large Woody Woodpecker balloon in which Mr. Pitt wins a spot holding the rope underneath in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. 2. the contest was sponsored by big-band radio station WFBB. 3. Elaine correctly identified the song “Next Stop Pottersville” to win the 8th spot for Mr Pitt.  4. Jerry, while at Tim Watley’s night-before Thangsgiving party, accidently popped the balloon. 5. quote: “he’s got that great apartment on 77th street, and they overlook where they inflate all those huge balloons for the Macy’s Thankgiving Day Parade?” — Jerry 6. Quote: “Hey, it looks like Woody Woodpecker is running out of air. In fact, he’s collapsing. Those kids look pretty disappointed.” 7. episode: The Mom & Pop Store

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second spitter

November 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

second spitter – (related terms: magic luggie, Keith Hernandez) 1. Jerry’s theory concerning an incident that took place outside Shea stadium on june 14, 1987 after a Mets Phillies game. 2. involved Kramer, Newman and Keith Hernandez allegedly spitting on them. 3. Quote: “I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind … that there had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road.” — Jerry 4. Keith Hernandez later confirmed the theory by saying it was “Roger McDowell behind the bushes over by that gravely road.” 5. Episodes: The Boyfriend (Part 1), The Boyfriend (Part2)

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Vandaley Industries

November 25, 2008 · 2 Comments

Vandaley Industries – (related terms: Art Vandalay) 1. a fake latex manufacturing company george claimed to to have interviewed at. 2. told Mrs. Sokol from the unemployment office, that he applied “for a sales position. Latex salesman, the selling of latex, and latex related products.” 3. offices are located at 129 West 81st street, which is Jerry’s apartment. 4. Quote: “And you want to be my latex salesman.” – Jerry 5. episode: The Boyfriend – part 1. 

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Billy Mumphrey

May 21, 2008 · 3 Comments

Billy Mumphrey – (related terms: Billy Mumphrey stories) 1. main character in a unpublished manuscript that Elaine was to read for her interview with Viking Press. 2. it was “a story about love, deception, greed, lust and…unbridled enthusiasm.” 3. quote: “You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.” — Kramer 4. episode: The Doodle

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Bubble Boy

March 31, 2008 · 3 Comments

Bubble Boy – (related term: Moops) 1. one who lives in a bubble 2. boy Jerry visits named Donald who has a rare immune deficiency. 3. the bubble is not an igloo, just a piece of plastic dividing the room. 4. the bubble boy likes profanity, nudity and loves games, especially trivial pursuit. 5. Susan accidentally bursts the bubble after a dispute between George and Donald over the word Moops. 6. quote: “Ok, History. This is for the game. How ya doin’ over there? Not too good!” — Bubble Boy 7. episode: The Bubble Boy

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